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Why do girls get away with so much, when everyone knows they are not innocent?
Let me do a breakdown:
Girls:
–funny-looking genitalia
–emit poison through their eyes during PMS
–kill crops and orchards with their minstration
–emotional
–carry milk around in their chests
–obsessed with penis, can’t live without it
–spend all day fantasizing about giving BJs
–cannot walk straight unless holding onto a man
–paint their faces
–dress up in ridiculous costumes
Men:
–courageous
–smell good
–win all the Medals of Honor
–protect this country
–lead this country
–have powerful genitalia
–have stronger frames
–do not leak blood
–invent everything
So why do girls get favorable treatment? My breakdown of the sexes is indisputable, and it shows that girls don’t deserve all this special treatment.
Ha ha, very nice break down… he’s my mine…
Girls:
– Genitalia which is far more complex and interesting than that of males
– Are courageous enough to suffer through an entire week of feeling as if their stomach were being torn apart.
–Have the ability to produce life
– Are not afraid of human emotion
- Have been so well designed that they are not able only to produce life but, then are able to produce milk to sustain that life.
– Suffer through a life time of males who think that their penis’ are the best thing in the world…
– Brave and selfless enough to venture into the horror that is oral sex
– Are able to manipulate a man to make him believe that he is important.
– Increase their beauty to keep the male population’s lust.
– Daring enough to wear the most bold outfits as pieces of art.
Males:
– Confused
– Always wear too much or too little deodorant.
– Sit on their bums and play video games all day.
– Still believe they live in the 1800s
– Have genitalia which does not measure up to the excitement of toys.
– Believe they are in the greatest agony when hit with even the slightest injury or illness.
– Are silly enough to believe they are intelligent.
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